ISTJ - slice of life
INFP - something shity
ESFP - magical girl anime
ESTJ - sports anime
ENFJ - pokemon
Fandom: Harry Potter
"Miss Granger tripped and fell on my genitals, and I was merely helping her off of them. Fetch us some cooking oil while I attempt to dislodge her, there’s a good lad."
"I’m good at sex, you’re bad at sex."
I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.
How long have you been waiting to use that joke
you could have made this joke literally anytime
Not in 2021 you can’t
We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth
petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’
This is hands down the best parody twitter ever
When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:
The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried.