ZThemes

vapor-man:

haemus:

What’s meme in Japanese

watashiwatashi

myers briggs as anime type

cinderpelt:

ISTJ - slice of life

ISFJ - hetero romance

INFJ - drama

INTJ - psychological anime

ISTP - horror anime

ISFP - shoujou

INFP -  something shity

INTP - fantasy

ESTP - hentai

ESFP - magical girl anime

ENFP - naruto

ENTP - comedy

ESTJ - sports anime

ESFJ bishounen

ENFJ - pokemon

ENTJ - adventure

zerachin:

pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

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a BIG FUCKING FROG

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wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter
"Miss Granger tripped and fell on my genitals, and I was merely helping her off of them. Fetch us some cooking oil while I attempt to dislodge her, there’s a good lad."

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter

"Miss Granger tripped and fell on my genitals, and I was merely helping her off of them. Fetch us some cooking oil while I attempt to dislodge her, there’s a good lad."

Artist: Cascada
Track Name: "Everytime We Touch"
Played: 1083983 times

ask-templar-pony:

dottily:

there is only one way to dance to this song

Woops reblogged it again.

Artist: Bob's Burgers
Track Name: "Sex Song"
Played: 4808 times

burgertv:

"I’m good at sex, you’re bad at sex."

hobgoblinhero:

hollowbatgirl:

asklen-kagamine02:

whenilearnedhowtorun:

asklen-kagamine02:

I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke

Since 2009 

you could have made this joke literally anytime

Not in 2021 you can’t

naliest:

Am I doing this right

naliest:

Am I doing this right

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

askgeorgebush:

petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’

gaygaara:

it hurt itself in its own confusion

gaygaara:

it hurt itself in its own confusion

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

kittyinabeaker:

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried. 

wolfluxury:

bo burnham being a sassy little shit on twitter part 1/5

patternicity:

This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.